Shitty-Life Reality Shows

Making you feel better about your life.

There are seemingly hundreds of shows on television these days that show people whose lives are worse than yours. That must be the appeal of these shows. From Intervention to Hoarders: Buried Alive and Toddlers & Tiaras, there’s an entire genre of television to make viewers feel better about their own lives, behaviors and choices. It’s sort of like our fascination with horror porn—we watch shitty-lives porn for a newly-inflated pride in our own, comparable excellent lives.

Intervention, and all of its various spin-offs, is quite obvious in its shitty lives appeal. If you haven’t watched the show, it follows drug addicts and the family members whose lives have been run into the ground by their family member’s problem. By the end of the show, the family asks the drug addict to get help, and fix their lives.

Certainly, it’s not difficult to say that your life is better than a drug addict’s. A mediocre job, a few close friends, a small house and a broken-down car seems quite a lot shinier in contrast with an addict who uses his last ten bucks to get his fix. Perhaps the terrible economy contributed to the huge upsurge in Intervention-esque programs—people’s lives aren’t what they expected so they look to people whose lives are even worse to improve their own life outlook. It’s quite cruel to compare your average—if dull—life to the lives of people with serious addictions.

Hoarders: Buried Alive scratches the same itch. This time, family and friends don’t always stick around the hoarder, and also the hoarder lives in a pile of trash. Viewers may not have particularly nice homes, but at least they are clean and well-kept and have enough room for visitors to gather. If you haven’t watched Hoarders, it’s a show that follows hoarders—another recognized disorders—who buy and buy and buy and overwhelm their houses with crap. As frustrating as it is to watch, these people have difficulties sorting through their crap, even if it means the dissolution of their relationships with friends and families.

Toddlers & Tiaras gives people a platform on which they can both prove their better parenting skills, as well as, sadly, the cuteness of their children and their own attractiveness. While these parents probably deserve the greatest amount of ridicule because of the horror show into which they put their daughters, the children don’t deserve it.

Do you watch any of these shows? What part of yourself do you think is satisfied with this kind of entertainment?

 

Linsanity and the Knicks loss last night could be a good thing

Jeremy Lin had some great performances in the first 7 games he started, but they were not without his share of turnovers. These turnovers increased dramatically against the New Orleans Hornets and Lin himself said in the press conference that he should take credit for the loss as everyone has been lauding him when the Knicks were winning. So it is only fair.

Magic Johnson stated in ESPN’s Kia NBA Countdown that he should now look to make use of his many weapons like Amare Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony when he returns. The Knicks have also signed J.R. Smith who is a strong-willed individual but definitely an explosive addition. As for reports of Carmelo’s possible fit in the new look Knicks, it was Carmelo Anthony who wanted Coach Mike D’Antoni to give Jeremy Lin a chance against the New Jersey Nets.

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Magic Johnson’s advice was reinforced by another former point guard Kenny ‘the Jet’ Smith who gave some good counsel to Lin about using the rest of the Knicks players as bullets and also to learn to say ‘NO’.

Amid all this Lin hype, there have been rumors that Kim Kardashian is trying to set up a date with Linsanity. The story goes that since Kim is friends with Carmelo Anthony’s wife La La Vasquez she wanted to do a double date. However, she denied the rumors.

Lin will be in action against the defending champion Dallas Mavericks tomorrow afternoon in a keenly watched contest between two point guards Lin and Jason Kidd. Anthony will probably miss this game too.

Would You Consider Entering Your Dog Into A Dog Show?

This week the annual Westminster Dog Show was held in New York City. Some of the country’s cutest dogs took center stage during this event that was held in Madison Square Garden. This was the 136th time that this show was held.

Who were the winners this year? Some of the cutest was a small little Pekingese, named Malachy that won “Best In Show.” It was so small that it could actually sit in its trophy cup.

A cute little Golden Retriever named Sydney won “Best Opposte Sex.”

However, the most precious moment of the entire show was when dog lovers Debbie Pars and Brad Slayton pledged their love to each other in the way of marriage, on Valentine’s Day in the benching area of the arena. They shared this perfect moment with their dog Major, who won the title of “Best in Breed.” Major is a Tibetan Mastiff.

Will this wedding start a new trend at the Westminster Dog Show?  Time will tell.

As for sharing their special wedding day with their best four legged friend, dog lovers around the nation can relate to that fact. However, not all can relate to entering them into dog shows.  

These contests take a lot of work, time and energy. Many of us may enjoy sitting at home and watching these contests. We may even enjoy rooting for our favorites to win those titles and awards.  We just may not want to actually compete in the shows, even if we are sure our own  dogs would surely win.

Sources:

blog.seattlepi.com

nydailynews

Relaxation Videos

A weirdo, subgenre of YouTube vids.

I’ve never felt more insane. I’ve always liked people who speak softly with little guttural pauses between their words to help me relax. I watched Bob Ross—the ‘fro-haired painter who created representations of happy clouds and 500-branched Evergreen trees—and tracked down clips of him on YouTube to help me relax. On the sidebar of all of his videos are hundreds, if not thousands, of other softly-spoken or whisper videos.

Aside from some professionally-guided masseuse videos, the videos are not short clips taken from already-established soft speakers like Bob Ross. Instead, they are mostly role plays of various professions with soft speakers like hair stylists and makeup artists. The makers of the videos speak softly to an imaginary person who doesn’t respond, carrying on a dialogue with oneself, essentially. Other videos include soothing noises like marbles being rolled on a flat surface, typing and water splashing.

In the comments for one video, a commentary asks what would happen if a roommate walked in on someone making a relaxation video of this kind. It would be hard to explain, but I think there’s a large community of people who enjoy relaxing voices like these, although I don’t know that before the YouTube age these people would call themselves a “community.”

I find spoken word videos more relaxing than soothing sounds or soft music because on some cognitive level, I think it slows down my brain. For the most part, I don’t actively listen to what’s being said, but inactively, my subconscious is listening to the words. I’m no psychologist, but I feel that the fact there is active soothing and inactive listening doesn’t allow my mind to wander to the dishes I have to wash or the homework I have to complete. It’s definitely more relaxing in my book than made-for-relaxation artists like Enya, who make me critique their lyrics or musical choices.

That’s why I don’t know about these made-for-relaxation videos. Bob Ross is soothing because he has another purpose—he wants to teach people to paint—and his relaxing voice is just an afterthought. With these videos, I find myself critiquing their choices like I do on relaxation music—does anyone find a potato chip bag rustling relaxing?—rather than simply listening to relaxing voice. Plus, it’s just kind of weird to listen to someone pretending to be an optometrist.

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Do you listen to made-for-relaxation videos on YouTube? Do you find them more relaxing than music?

 

Madonna’s Half-Time Show Was Most Watched In History

Love her or hate her, chances are you watched the Super Bowl half time show that featured Madonna, during the Super Bowl XLVI game that was played at Lucas Oil Stadium on Sunday, February 5, 2012. Statics are actually showing that more people watched the half time show and the time centered on it, then they did the actual game which was played by the Patriots and the Giants.

On average, the tally shows that 111.3 million people watched the game itself. This number is up slightly from last year’s game. The number did go up a bit more at the last half hour mark at a whopping 117 million. As for Madonna’s performance, it held a steady 114 million viewers. That is higher than what the “Black Eyed Peas” got last year. They received about 110.3 million viewers.

The performance itself was definitely worth the wait, in this writer’s opinion. One couldn’t tell by watching Madonna that she was 53 years old. She still had the voice and she still had the moves. It was also nice hearing her perform such classics as “Like A Prayer” and “Vogue.”

Yet, today, Madonna, may be reconsidering some of her choices of guests. Yes, she had several other performers joining her on stage. These included Nicki Minaj, Cee Lee Green, LMFAO and MIA.  MIA is the one that should have stayed home.  Unfortunately, she decided to flip her middle finger up during her performance and the cameras weren’t able to zoom away from it in time. It seems she forgot where she was and how many people were watching. It is sad really that she had to put a black mark on what would have been a great overall performance in many fan’s eyes.

Her publicity people are stating that the gesture was due to an adrenaline rush and nerves. If the FCC decides to cite the NFL any fines due to her gesture, she will have to repay them, according to a contract she signed before performing.

But the fans still love Madonna and they won’t be holding it against her. Chances are for days and weeks to come; people will be playing their own Madonna CD’s and possible even downloading some on ITunes. As for MIA, she may be getting some unwanted publicity.

Sources:

usatoday.com

dailymail.co.uk

Football Fans Are Getting Ready For SuperBowl XLVI

...even people who don't enjoy the sport will still get in on some of the fun.

No, you don’t have to be a diehard football fan to love the Superbowl. You don’t even have to be that crazy about football in general to enjoy Superbowl Sunday. However, it doesn’t hurt if you like football and it doesn’t hurt if your favorite team just happens to be playing.

Watching the Superbowl and enjoying the Superbowl is a tradition for most people and most families. It is a reason to gather friends for the day and have a party. It is a reason to prepare all those snacks you love. It is a reason to get loud when that great tackle or that even greater touchdown is made.

Plus, if you don’t like the football aspect of the game, there are still many things for you to watch and enjoy. First, there are the commercials. Everyone wants to see what those advertisers have come up with this year. We want to see how they spent those big bucks. We want to laugh at those funny ones and make fun of the dumb ones. Then there is the half time show. This year Madonna will be on center stage. This will be fun for those of us who never saw her live in concert.

Finally, for those who actually enjoy football there is the game. The Patriots and the Giants had a long hard road to this day. They fought hard to make their way to Lucas Oil Stadium. Now it is time for the fans to cheer them on and see who will come out on top as the victor.

How many will be watching the Superbowl this year? Last year, the estimates show that over 111 million people were glued to the game. This was a record US audience. This year the number should be a lot higher, if they count the mobile devices? Yes, the Superbowl has gone mobile, according to nfl.com. Viewers can now catch the game online and via their phone. This is perfect for those people who may have to work or those who have to run for snacks during the game.

Will your favorite team be crowned the Superbowl champion this year? Time will tell. But chances are you will be watching and rooting them on every minute of the game.

 

California Cuisine

Latino food, fish and fusion.

California is known for its cuisine that is representative of a breezy, sunny life. That’s why it’s spread so far and so fast through the rest of the country. Perhaps the birthplace of American fusion cuisine, California food is often portable, simple and fresh, taking aspects of American and immigrant culinary history. Let’s take a look at some of California’s staple food items:

In-N-Out burger. Although not the first drive-thru fast food establish, California’s In-N-Out burger popularized the “Double-Double,” a cardboard box filled with a cheeseburger and French fries. It’s purpose was explicitly for eating in the car, which has definitely contributed the grab-and-go mentality of American eaters. Other burger chains started in Southern California were McDonald’s, Jack in the Box and Carl’s Jr.

Latino cuisine. Because of California’s Hispanic history and huge number of residents, taco shops, traditional Mexican food places serving tamales, mole and the like and Central American establishments serving pupusas abound throughout the state. Perhaps most well-known is the advent of Fresh Mex or Baja-style Mexican food, which combines traditional Mexican foods like burritos with California’s preference for fresh food and seafood. Across the United States, burrito shops like Qdoba and Chipotle serve this style of food.

Seafood. The rest of the country imagines California as a beachside paradise with blonde surfers, so they better prove themselves. San Francisco serves Dungeness crab on Fisherman’s Wharf while in Northern California and the Central Coastal region, salmon and Dungeness crab are popular.

Sushi and Japanese food. Because of its location, California was the birthplace of the American sushi craze, which has certainly been around long enough to call a mainstay. Obviously, a number of the rolls that are available in the United States were created here, specifically the California roll, an inside-out roll filled with mock crab meat, cucumber, and avocado. More recently, mochi icecream, a flavored glutinous rice patty filled with the same flavor of ice cream, have become popular in the state.

Fusion cooking. Again, Californians interest in fresh food, often purchased at farmers’ markets, often means that dishes served at restaurants need to change daily based on the ingredients available. That means a plethora of Chinese-American dishes, French-Chinese and a multitude of different combinations of cuisines. French chef is one of the earliest and most famous proponents of fusion cusinine, establishing the French-Chinese restuarnat “Chinois” in Santa Monica.

What are your favorite dishes from California?

When Is It OK to Start Crushing on Harry Potter?

If you’re over twelve, I mean…

My sister says that since Harry Potter—I mean Daniel Radcliffe!—is now 22 years old, he is fair game. The thing is, SHE is 22 as well, so it’s easy for her to say. For a huge fan of the books who’s almost 30, well, it’s quite a different story.

But have you SEEN him? He’s not the cute little kid you want to adopt with the scar on his head anymore. He’s a full-grown English hottie. I remember when he was nude in Equus a couple of years ago, and a friend of mine—also of the younger crowd—went nuts over it. I refused to even look at the images, scoffing, “That’s Harry Potter! I do not want to see him naked! I want to see him kill Voldemort and marry Ginny Weasley!” Yes, even back then, I was gunning for Ginny. She rocked then and she rocks now; Mary Jane, my eye.

And duuuude. Have you seen the trailer to The Lady in Black? Yes, I want to see it because it looks like the best thriller in years, but I also just want to gaze at Daniel Radcliffe for two hours. Him in that suit is like what Johnny Depp did to formalwear ten years ago.

I just can’t stop feeling like a total pervert. My husband, who likes to cheekily remind me that I had a crush on a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle when I was eight years old, says there could be worse things. My sister says that her math teacher had a crush on Hermione before she was legal, which is disturbing but makes me feel a bit better; after all, I didn’t feel this way during any of the Harry Potter films. It wasn’t until I saw the trailer for Lady in Black when I started to notice Radcliffe as less of a child actor and more of a potential cabana boy, after all. I shouldn’t feel too bad, right?

Because there’s one thing I want to get straight: I am no cougar, no Stifler’s (or Stacey’s) mom, no Mrs. Robinson! A happily married mom with a job and life I love, I have to remember that it was only a few short years ago when I was in love with all older actors—from Harrison Ford to Vincent D’onofrio, William Peterson to Ralph Fiennes. What the hell am I doing looking at Harry Potter—I mean Daniel Radcliffe, for Pete’s sake! I think this twisted anti-aging culture is catching up with me.

I think I’ll watch The English Patient or The Fugitive or something this weekend while my parents have my daughter and remember the refined, older gentlemen who used to capture my heart.

Of course, I’ll be watching The Lady in Black come February…

'90's Nostalgia

Twenty-somethings relive their childhoods with wistful abandon.

I have certainly noticed a surge of nostalgia amongst twenty-somethings in the past few years. I don’t know how many bar conversations I’ve had about favorite childhood toys or how many friends I've made reminiscing about our favorite cartoons on Nickelodeon. Young adults outside of my friend circle have certainly gotten into the act as well; blogs like “I’m Remembering” are blowing up and complete seasons of ‘90s television shows have been uploaded to YouTube.

I was glad to see that this phenomenon was picked up by CNN, who published a piece last week called “2011: The Year of Nostalgia.” It examined the idea that every generation must have a turning point in which it looks perhaps too fondly back on its childhood years, while stores and network outlets capitalize on this nostalgia by referencing ‘90s pop culture in its current output.

In 2012, the trend doesn’t seem to be slowing. TeenNick will continue to show its late-night block of programming called “The ‘90’s Are All That,” which features Nickelodeon hits like Clarissa Explains It All, All That and Are You Afraid of the Dark? Disney is also running with the trend, and will re-release The Lion King and Beauty and the Beast in 3-D later this year. Titanic will also be re-released this year in 3-D, which sounds like a decidedly less pleasant viewing experience than innocuous 3-D dancing teacups.

CNN postulates an interesting argument that the huge boom of ‘90s nostalgia was spurred because of the dismal career prospects for young people who recently graduated from college. Many are unemployed or underemployed, and more young people are living at home with their parents than ever before. Perhaps this nostalgic turn was instigated by young people who wish that their lives were simple again, like they were in childhood.

I buy this argument completely. Nostalgia is a powerful force in most peoples' lives, but if it can be used as a device to bring a diverse generation together in difficult circumstances, of course it will be magnified ten-fold. Plus, you can’t help but miss the thousands of YouTube videos of My Little Pony, the Facebook postings about Jonathon Taylor Thomas’ thirtieth birthday or wistful reminisces of the quirky toys we received on Christmas morning ’96. Twenty-somethings are nothing if not Internet-addicted.

CNN worries about this backwards-thinking generation ever being able to create anything new because its insistence on the greatness of the past. But I worry about nostalgia never allowing my generation to think what we have now is good enough. I see it in my family so often—politics were cleaner, television was better, life was less dangerous way back when. I hope that twenty-somethings don’t fall into that kind of cycle because thinking that the best is over and done with is a depressing way to live.

People who died too young

Aaliyah and Jim Henson, to name a few.

2011 marked the 10th year anniversary of R&B singer Aaliyah's death in a plane crash that killed eight others, including the pilot who was unlicensed and had cocaine in his system, after finishing her video for "Rock the Boat." She was 22. At the time of her death, she had just begun her acting career and had received a Grammy nomination for best female R&B vocalist. It's sad and rather counterproductive to think where a force a like Aaliyah would be now, ten years later. But she's not the only one. Let's look at some tragic casualties in music, movies and literature and wonder what they would have done if they had lived a little longer:

Buddy Holly. Bespectacled Holly influenced the rock 'n roll music of later musicians as diverse as The Beatles, Eric Clapton and The Rolling Stones with his hits like "That'll Be the Day" and "Dearest." Like Aaliyah, Holly died at the age of 22 in a plane crash. Holly chartered a small plane to take him from his Clear Lake, Iowa performance to Moorehead, Minnesota, inviting Ritchie Valens and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson to join him. The crash has since been dubbed "The Day the Music Died."

Jim Henson. Jim Henson revitalized and changed the landscape of puppetry forever with his enduring television series, The Muppets and Sesame Street. In early May of 1990, Henson came down with flu-like symptoms, a sore throat and fatigue. He visited a physician who prescribed aspirin for Henson's symptoms, but on May 15, Henson started coughing up blood and having trouble breathing. He was admitted to the hospital but died 20 hours later, at the age of 53. His official cause of death was organ failure caused by a streptococcal infection.

David Foster Wallace. David Foster Wallace was a professor and the extremely-influential works of postmodernism like Infinite Jest and Brief Interviews with Hideous Men. Wallace committed suicide by hanging himself in 2008, when he was 46. According to his father, the author had struggled with depression for more than 20 years, but antidepressants had allowed him to be productive in his life. He started experiencing side effects from the medicine, however, and weaned himself off of it and the depression returned. When he returned to his original medicine, it had lost its effectiveness, making his depression the most severe it had ever been.

Who do you think died too tragically young?

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