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10. South Park's representation of Mel Gibson is pretty much spot on.
9. Mel Gibson is as guilty as gin, er, I mean sin! Yea, right!
8. I don't know what kind of woman would date Mel Gibson after this, but I know she won't have the Internet.
7. A quote from Jesus -- "I can raise things from the dead, but even I won't be able to resurrect Mel Gibson's career."
6. Oh! have you heard the Mel Gibson vs Alec Baldwin Phone Fight?
And I say that as someone who doesn't have a television! I heard so much about the first Old Spice ad that I finally reluctantly, with much eye-rolling, looked it up on YouTube just to see what the fuss was about.
Surprise! The fuss was justified!
Commercials have become so obnoxious that even the best special effects are wasted on a jaded audience. But something about the combination of innovative storyboarding, tongue-in-cheek script, and Isaiah Mustafa's smirking self-confidence makes it all worthwhile.
This is the summer time. The Congress is still out on the 4th of July recess, so there isn't a lot of Washington news. The Russian spies seemed not to have been all that effective as spies, so they have limited appeal, and there is a deal to send them home in a swap for one of our spies the Russian have, for the minnows our side caught of theirs. The weather in the East continues to be so darn unpleasant, but how many things can you say about the heat. BP is being BP, and people are tired of talking about BP and not cussing. And so what is left? Lindsay Lohan? LeBron is a better story. Why? Because the hype is better. The drama is better. No Sturm und Drang. And a whole big network, ESPN, is behind him. And he has a mystery going. Which NBA team will get his services?
Ms. Cyrus has broken out of the romper room, skipped free of the Disney stables and she is galloping toward where? The playboy mansion? Or something further away from Pluto, Minnie and Mickey Mouse, to Lady GaGa land?
In the video, she looks back on 'Hannah Montana,' the show that brought her fame, and she gets a little serious, wondering, "whether the new child stars of today will actually have it easier than she did."
She spent many years playing her alter ego 'Hannah Montana,' on the TV and on stage. But the question America is asking -- well, some--a few, are asking -- Is Miley Cyrus ready to be just Miley Cyrus? Or does she plan to compete with Lindsay and GaGa, and Britney and Paris Hilton?
The former hot dog speed-eating champion of the world, Takeru Kobayashi, was he hot dogging it on the 4th of July? Or was he barking like a lonesome dog who has lost his bone? He is Japanese, but was he being as American as one can get, standing on principles on the 4th of July?
The gentleman was arrested at an event that he once dominated. He was the six-time champion. The event -- the speed hot dog eating competition on the 4th of July at Coney Island, New York City, USA. He did not compete this year, because of a contract dispute. At the end of the competition, right after the winner was announced, Mr Kobayashi tried to get on the stage to make a statement, and was dragged off to the slammer. See the video.
Serena Williams is the best at what she does. She is the best women's tennis player in the world. She easily won at Wimbledon today, Saturday, July 3rd, dominating her opponent in 6-3, 6-2 match, winning her fourth Wimbledon singles championship. Her opponent was Vera Zvonareva of Russia. The victory was Serena Williams' 13th Grand Slam title.
I don't want to sound sexiest, but appreciative, when I say Serena Williams is not only a very, very good women's tennis player --- again, the best in the world --- she is very sexy. She is a full bodied female athlete. To the male viewer, sho has eye appeal. That appeal and her skills on the tennis court makes her the most widely watched and followed lady tennis player in recent memory, if not in the history of the sport. She is a beautiful lady to watch, as she plays the game of tennis.
Janet Jackson, rocked, wowed, owned the night, thrilled the audience. Two years away from the stage -- just a crowd teaser -- her performance was worth waiting for. Janet showed how she got her Grammys. She earned them. She was incredible. A comeback performance? Did she ever go away? Social media this morning is bumping with her praises. Fans are ecstatic. The critics are pleased.
The Essence festival is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Essence Magazine, a magazine aimed at African-American women.. This year the spotlight in on fantastic African-American female artists. Janet Jackson performed on the opening night.. Gladys Knight, Alicia Keys, many other are among the performers scheduled to appear.