Jesse James Holds Up In Sex Clinic Like In Kimmel's Joke

Jesse James Holds Up In Sex Clinic Like In Kimmel's Joke

This morning CBS News, or should we say CBS gossip and rumor,  is speculating that Sandra Bullock's outlaw husband, by rumors, soon to be her ex, the current media made nation's bad boy,  Jesse James, wants to save his marriage. In the wake of "rumors" that he's had as many as five affairs, James has reportedly checked himself into the Sierra Tuscon Clinic, which specializes in sex and drug rehabilitation. Five affairs? Back up. Only five affairs?

Well, with all the bimbo eruptions, a new one every day, who cares what is the count, but that is the count now?  Mistress #5  has just been outed.  Maybe there are more? Who cares?  Anyway, a man's affairs are no body's business but his own and his wife's. However, it seems rehab  may be a very smart move from his point of view -- marriage saving or not. If rehab was his idea or some lawyer's, it's the best PR move available. Check into rehab, lay low for a few days, then come out with a Jesus statement  -- in the Tiger's (Tiger Woods) case -- a Buddha statement -- promising to be a good boy and to keep the zipper up. It seems the bimbos are lawyering up. For what? I can only guess.

 Also this Jesse James going into rehab thing  -- and this may be the only reason why I am giving it a mention -- reminds me of a sketch Jimmy Kimmel did on his show late last week, about Hollywood stars running off to sex clinics, when they get into this kind of media trouble. It is a funny bit, Thought I would post that here.

News Source: CBS