Elton John Sells Soul at Rush Limbaugh's 4th Wedding

Elton John Sells Soul at Rush Limbaugh's 4th Wedding

It is all beyond baffling.  First, who in the world would marry Rush Limbaugh?  The unbelievable answer is four.  You'd think the second wife would have gotten the hint.  Second, what is his newly fourth wife, Kathryn Rogers thinking?  The answer is she must not think too much.  Most importantly, however, is why Elton John, why?  Why would you sing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding?  You don't need the reported $1 million dollars he paid you, and the man represents everything you're against.  You sold your soul, and sold it to Rush Limbaugh.  It doesn't make much sense.

His fourth wife, according to the NY Daily News said, "I grew up so differently, traveling around the world, that I'm sometimes not able to relate to the average person my age. Rush has such amazing experience."  The statement is beyond comical, for she essentially said she's 'a super-cool world traveler who is better than everyone her age and likes Rush Limbaugh's experience.'  Hopefully she didn't mean experience as in marriage experience, for he's been through three, and they haven't turned out so hot.  She's number four, will probably hit the way side as those previous, and another real-winner chick will be lucky number five.  It seems his role as husband is about as good as his radio show.

As for Elton John the only word is disappointment.  His talent should not grace a wedding of an anti-gay commentator.  It is just puzzling.  One can only hope the huge sum of money he got for singing at the wedding will be donated to one of the good causes that Limbaugh is against.

As for Rush, well good luck.  The third time wasn't a charm, but maybe the fourth is, or maybe the fifth, or even the sixth.  I'm sure these women were swept off their feet with your elegant words of fear mongering and lies.  I could see it now, with Rush on bended knee, not once, but four times saying, "You'll need to marry me, honey, because if you don't then you're not patriotic and probably a terrorist."  Oh, how sweet love is.