July 2010

  • Bear Rescues Bear

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    In Laconia, New Hampshire a black bear entered a home of humans to rescue a bear. Well, a stuffed bear.

    The Associated Press reports that a black bear walked into a New Hampshire house through an open door, (In New Hampshire are doors still left unlocked and open? Isn't that a neighborly thing?), ate two pears and a bunch of grapes, (This bear seems to be a healthy eater), took a drink from the family fishbowl (Well, maybe the bear couldn't find a clean glass), and grabbed a stuffed bear on its way out the door (Maybe the bear needs glasses and mistook the stuffed bear for a relative? So this wasn't theft but a rescue attempt!.)

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  • Here We Go Again

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    Another kid, this one a little girl of fourteen, Laura Dekker, wants to sail around the world alone. She wanted to try at 13. Her goal is to be the youngest person to perform the stunt, and her parents say, yes. This kid is from Holland, and the Dutch courts blocked her for a year from attempting this reckless stunt, but yesterday, against the advice of the child protective agency, the court lifted its restrictions.

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  • The Bell Curve in Bell, Calif.

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    After 90% Pay Cut Still Over Paid?

    Yesterday, Monday, the City Council of the tiny blue-collar town, Bell, California, voted to cut their pay 90% and still they are being over-paid?

    Four of the five council members were snatching in nearly 100,000 duckets a year for a part-time gig. The pay party came to an end after the LA Times blew the whistle on the city officials with six-figure salaries: The salaries were up until then a closely guarded secret. The then, and now booted, senior town public servants were hauling in the duckets. The chief administrative officer was grabbing 787,637 duckets a year, the assistant city manager, 376,288 duckets a year, the police chief, 457,000. Town citizens demanded, very strongly, using very forceful language, that the council members cut their salaries or boot themselves down the road.

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  • Girls Gone Wild Can Strip You Without Your Consent

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    In 2005 a woman goes to a bar, planning to drink and party.  Turns out the "Girls Gone Wild" video team is there.  Signs are posted.  However, she refuses to sign the consent form.  If there is a more clear way to signal "I do not consent" than refusing to sign a consent form, I can't think of it.

    As she's dancing, the video camera is moving through the crowd.  As she turns away from the camera, a hand reaches out from behind it and pulls off her shirt. 


    She says "No no no no," pulls it back up, and turns away.  Again - that's a pretty clear sign of not giving consent.  Saying "no" and putting your top back on.  

    But somehow she ends up on the Girls Gone Wild tape anyway.  And when she sues?  The jury finds in favor of Girls Gone Wild.


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  • Daniel Schorr Signs out.

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    Long Time CBS TV News Man Dies.

    Daniel Schorr famous news man, long time CBS News reporter, (23 years), famous NPR, (National Public Radio), commentator, famous member of President Richard Nixon's notorious "enemies list" in the 1970s, died. today, Friday, July 23, 2010. The Associated Press is reporting that death came to Mr. Schorr at a Washington hospital after a brief illness. He was 93.

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  • How'd it work out for you?

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    Doing what he does best, fetching for the right wing agenda.: Obama the lapdog of right wing mediaDoing what he does best, fetching for the right wing agenda.: Obama the lapdog of right wing media

  • Anybody Heard Him Play?

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    IMHO Kevin Costner is an excellent actor, film maker, director, a performer of A-list quality talent. This afternoon, I read the following item from the Associated Press and I scratched my head --

    "Court records show Kevin Costner has dismissed a multimillion-dollar lawsuit against a music promoter (Mahee Worldwide Ventures Inc ) he claimed failed to back his music career... The 55-year-old actor-director sued in April 2007, claiming Mahee reneged on a deal to book the Kevin Costner Band for as many as five shows a year and maintain a marketing website.The case had been long-delayed because Mahee filed for bankruptcy."

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  • New Face Wins The British Open

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    Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open. Louis who? There just isn't a dominate player in golf. At every major tournament, I think we can expect a different winner.

    Louis Oosthuizen, a South African golfer, just didn't win, he won big, sixteen shots under. He is the champion by seven strokes better than his next challenger Lee Westwood, -- and the man who is still, according to stats, the number one golf in the world, Tiger Woods --- Oosthuizen left him far back in the pack.

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  • Ten Best Mel Gibson Internet Jokes

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     Jokes found on the Web

    10. South Park's representation of Mel Gibson is pretty much spot on.

    9. Mel Gibson is as guilty as gin, er, I mean sin! Yea, right!

    8.  I don't know what kind of woman would date Mel Gibson after this, but I know she won't have the Internet.

    7.  A quote from Jesus -- "I can raise things from the dead, but even I won't be able to resurrect Mel Gibson's career."

    6. Oh! have you heard the Mel Gibson vs Alec Baldwin Phone Fight?

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  • 10 Reasons to Love Food Network, Part II

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    5. You Empathize with People

    On Chopped, when people explain why they’re on the show, or tell a bit about themselves, it’s one of my husband’s and my favorite parts. We pick our favorite that way and then root for him or her. On The Next Food Network Star, every time someone screws up or makes something you think will be brilliant but ends up sucking, you empathize with them. I don’t know how many of Tom’s dishes I had my fingers crossed for that just blew it!

    4. They’re Something to Look Forward To

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  • 10 Reasons to Love Food Network

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    Having never been a TV fan, I find myself falling into the chair at the end of the day (how common! How suburban!) and, waiting for my daughter to finally fall asleep so I can head to work (else she will hear me type and come bother me every two minutes for hours), I turn on the Food Network.

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  • 4 Reasons The Old Spice Guy Is Hot

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    1. He made us love commercials all over again.  

    And I say that as someone who doesn't have a television!  I heard so much about the first Old Spice ad that I finally reluctantly, with much eye-rolling, looked it up on YouTube just to see what the fuss was about.  

    Surprise!  The fuss was justified!

    Commercials have become so obnoxious that even the best special effects are wasted on a jaded audience.  But something about the combination of innovative storyboarding, tongue-in-cheek script, and Isaiah Mustafa's smirking self-confidence makes it all worthwhile.


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  • Steinbrenner: Mr. American Yankee

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    George Steinbrenner died this morning of a heart attack. He was eighty years old.

    I have been nearly a life time New York Yankee fan and so when I read on the Internet that George Steinbrenner, the guiding influence behind the team since 1973, died this morning about 6:30 am, I had to stop and pause.

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  • Conan Gloats

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    Did you think the Late Night War between Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien was over? Well, it isn't.

    The Associated Press reports that NBC submitted both versions of The Tonight Show - Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno - for Emmys consideration, letting the TV academy decide what to include in the category. Today, Thursday, the Emmy Award nominations were announced and the Tonight Show the Conan O'Brien won four nominations. The Tonight Show starring Jay Leno received zero nominations. Conan O'Brien gloating, posted the following twit on Twitter --" Congrats to my staff on 4 Emmy nominations.

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  • It's LeBron's Day

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    Today is the day for the big announcement from LeBron James.

    This is the summer time. The Congress is still out on the 4th of July recess, so there isn't a lot of Washington news. The Russian spies seemed not to have been all that effective as spies, so they have limited appeal, and there is a deal to send them home in a swap for one of our spies the Russian have, for the minnows our side caught of theirs. The weather in the East continues to be so darn unpleasant, but how many things can you say about the heat. BP is being BP, and people are tired of talking about BP and not cussing. And so what is left? Lindsay Lohan? LeBron is a better story. Why? Because the hype is better. The drama is better. No Sturm und Drang. And a whole big network, ESPN, is behind him. And he has a mystery going. Which NBA team will get his services?

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  • LeBron James: Show Biz Hot

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    Show business! Sports is show business. LeBron James is the hottest person in show biz this hot summer. Tonight, Thursday, on ESPN, at 9 p.m., Eastern, Mr James is scheduled to announce the name of the lucky NBA team that for zillions of duckets will be blessed with his services. Yes, America, Mr. LeBron James will announced his free agency decision. A word to President Obama, if you want the attention of the American people, cool it on your day job and get on the professional basketball court. Challenge Kobe to a few baskets, but LeBron, right now is a little too hot. You may fade in the light of his sun. Who wouldn't? Who else could demand a full hour of national television time to announce where he's going to work?

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  • Hot Dog Champ Gets Eaten Up By Police

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    The Fourth of July is synonymous with many things, but one event is taking over, with the event being the Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island.  Thousands gather to watch grown men and women stuff their faces with hot dogs, and ESPN even broadcasts the festivities.  This year's contest proved to be unlike any other.  The contest itself held to normalcy until the very end.  Joey "Jaws" Chestnut dominated the field, inhaling 54 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the coveted mustard yellow title belt, but then a figure emerged from the crowd, with it being none other than former-champ, Takeru Kobayashi.  The crowd began to chant, "LET HIM EAT!

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  • All Little Girls Grow Up

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    Big non announcement. Well, it's an announcement, not big and is non news. Miley Cyrus has split from Hannah Montana. So? Don't all little girls grow up, or are supposed to anyway?

    Ms. Cyrus has broken out of the romper room, skipped free of the Disney stables and she is galloping toward where? The playboy mansion? Or something further away from Pluto, Minnie and Mickey Mouse, to Lady GaGa land?

    In the video, she looks back on 'Hannah Montana,' the show that brought her fame, and she gets a little serious, wondering, "whether the new child stars of today will actually have it easier than she did."

    She spent many years playing her alter ego 'Hannah Montana,' on the TV and on stage. But the question America is asking -- well, some--a few, are asking -- Is Miley Cyrus ready to be just Miley Cyrus? Or does she plan to compete with Lindsay and GaGa, and Britney and Paris Hilton?

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  • The boy forgot he was just a toy.

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    Hot dogs -- Eating hot dogs on the 4th of July -- what is more American than that? Competition is what America is about every day.

    The former hot dog speed-eating champion of the world, Takeru Kobayashi, was he hot dogging it on the 4th of July? Or was he barking like a lonesome dog who has lost his bone? He is Japanese, but was he being as American as one can get, standing on principles on the 4th of July?

    The gentleman was arrested at an event that he once dominated. He was the six-time champion. The event -- the speed hot dog eating competition on the 4th of July at Coney Island, New York City, USA. He did not compete this year, because of a contract dispute. At the end of the competition, right after the winner was announced, Mr Kobayashi tried to get on the stage to make a statement, and was dragged off to the slammer. See the video.

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  • Serena Williams Is Hot

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    She wins and she wins, and she wins easily.

    Serena Williams is the best at what she does. She is the best women's tennis player in the world. She easily won at Wimbledon today, Saturday, July 3rd, dominating her opponent in 6-3, 6-2 match, winning her fourth Wimbledon singles championship. Her opponent was Vera Zvonareva of Russia. The victory was Serena Williams' 13th Grand Slam title.

    I don't want to sound sexiest, but appreciative, when I say Serena Williams is not only a very, very good women's tennis player --- again, the best in the world --- she is very sexy. She is a full bodied female athlete. To the male viewer, sho has eye appeal. That appeal and her skills on the tennis court makes her the most widely watched and followed lady tennis player in recent memory, if not in the history of the sport. She is a beautiful lady to watch, as she plays the game of tennis.

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  • Janet Is Hot!

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    When? Last night, Friday, July 2nd. Where? At the Essence Music Festival, inside the Louisiana Superdome, in New Orleans. What? Audience ownership. Who? Janet Jackson.

    Janet Jackson, rocked, wowed, owned the night, thrilled the audience. Two years away from the stage -- just a crowd teaser -- her performance was worth waiting for. Janet showed how she got her Grammys. She earned them. She was incredible. A comeback performance? Did she ever go away? Social media this morning is bumping with her praises. Fans are ecstatic. The critics are pleased.

    The Essence festival is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Essence Magazine, a magazine aimed at African-American women.. This year the spotlight in on fantastic African-American female artists. Janet Jackson performed on the opening night.. Gladys Knight, Alicia Keys, many other are among the performers scheduled to appear.

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  • Mel Gibson: Not Very Christ-Like

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    Mel Gibson's Passion of the ChristMel Gibson's Passion of the ChristNote to any Christians out there: Do not defend Mel Gibson for any of his derogatory comments and don’t confuse an actor who made a movie about  Christ with Christ himself. I may not be a Christian, but I am pretty sure that if there is a holy trinity, Mel Gibson has absolutely no part in it.

    Of course, you might not want to listen to me, so I’ll offer you an alternative. If Stephen Baldwin is not your choice as a bad boy poster child for the Christian right, maybe Mel Gibson can still be your man. He’s got a lot going for him: a great butt, film credits that include everything from Mel as a Patriot to the Lord Jesus Christ himself, and now a reputation for language that is definitely R-Rated for profanity, racism, and misogyny.


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  • Toyota Is Back!

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    Remember the Toyota Motor Corp?

    BP kicked Toyota off America's S-List. The Shucks what the heck list Yeah!

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  • LeBron James

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    What is America buzzing about this morning? LeBron James, the two-time NBA MVP, who was / is with the the Cleveland Cavaliers, has been with that team since turning pro directly out of high school seven years ago. This morning, Thursday, at 12:01 a.m., LeBron became a free agent  He is considered to be the most desirable free agent in NBA history. America has been buzzing about Mr. James for days. Now it's wait and see as to where will he go and how much dough will be pocketed. How many millions? Will it be double digit millions or triple digits? Speculation is a hot topic in the regular sports media and in the social media.

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